January 2011
I really hate the mall.
mahakhan:
All the rich girls strutting with their shopping bags like:
All the stoner guys hogging the benches looking like:
All the ghetto girls talking loud like:
All the mean girls staring down everyone else like:
All the pervy old men are staring at you like:
And then there’s me.
Never again.
LMFAO, rebloging for the last part!
“THE LORD IS TESTING ME ^.^”
Trying to dance at a party,
bringmecrayons:
Expectations:
Reality:
So I was singing, and I thought I sounded pretty...
randomness-is-epic:
I didn’t sound good at all…
I couldn’t even listen to the whole thing…it was that painful…
And now I’m just sitting here like…
My five second dream of becoming a rockstar has now been shattered…
When you're with your best friend and you see the...
bbrrittanyy:
THIS GIFFFF
LEARN THE DIFFERENCE
ninetailedfox:
= (for cool people)
= (for people that wanna know cool people)
= (for wanna be cool people)
I wonder if Daniel Radcliffe imagines himself as...
privaterianne:
I'm on the computer and start to laugh
My mom sees me and start looking at me like:
Top Likes of the Day
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Girl: Um... (looks to boyfriend for help)
Boy: It was my fault. Sorry.
Girl: (whispers) What are you doing?
(he smiled & winked at her)
Teacher: What?
Boy: It was my fault.
Teacher: How so?
Boy: I walked her to school today
& offered to carry her books.
Teacher: So where's her homework?
Boy: I dropped it.
Teacher: Why?
Boy: I dropped it when I was beating up a guy for saying you weren't the best teacher ever.
(everyone laughs & teacher smiles)
Teacher: I'll give you one more day
to get it finished.
So when I have headphones in...
kitzie-kitz-kitz-kitzen:
alyaae:
I’m sitting here all happy listening to music
Then somebody talks at me
So when I think they’re done, I turn my music back on
But they’re not done, and start speaking to me again and I’m just like…
MY MOM DOES THIS IN THE CAR ALL THE TIME!!!
AND IT’S ALWAYS A SONG THAT I DON’T WANT INTERRUPTED!! »>: